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中英美文化竞赛暂告一段落（笨猫第一轮简述题被涮下来TvT）

Q群里有人上传一些呵呵哒的图片，引起老师的批评并且重申该群继续存在的作用。

Inspiring && Thought-provoking.Anyone who likes to share his ideas and stories.

而后有人发出部分Six-word Stories,于是老师提议二选一：

  1. Pick your favorite from the above stories and tell why you like it best.

  2. Create your own six-word story.

于是我选二：

###外语版：Six Words

纯属乱译『各种语法问题就不管啦』（为了字数押韵嘛）

  • Dad,Did grandparents never take photos?

离开老家时整理照片，发现爷爷奶奶的照片一张也没有。

  • Congratulations!You are free now,Lonely.

高考结束后的父子对话

  • (The) Damn mouse gnawing our money again.

半夜在阁楼里醒来的对话

  • Hey,your birthday gift!Thanks,Cat.

给自己准备了一只猫

  • How’s the new school?As usual.

转校，再转校。反正新同学很快就BeyBey

  • No song before grave my time.

雕刻，埋葬

  • Is it true? Live with lies.

live by.

  • When you come back,I’m here.

給阿炳

  • Do you like me? Seeking answers.

建立第一版本问答文档，固定化回答，按需更新。

  • If I were you…(But)You(are)not.

哥对话时給的建议，否决。

  • Ask yourself.I’m doing.Can’t find.

废话连篇后的自问自答

  • No Friend.You have.Just forget.

失忆的副作用

  • What can I say? BadBey?Smile~

与N对话时看到对方发诸如”XX”后，内心对Ta的回复和表面的回复

  • Could you？If need.I can.

总有人会赢，为什么那人不能是我呢？

###犯规：Six words are not enough.

  • I marry you if the sun rose in the west.

  • Great!Let’s to the Venus.

理科的世界里，金星是自东向西自转的。可惜，这是情商的世界。

  • Dear,can I play the piano?

  • But we don’t have a piano,mom.

  • Yes.I just want you to know that a distant dream can not prevent us from loving it.

一个遥远的问题并不能阻止我对它的追求。

启发来自今日看到的日本亲子对话：

##中文版：三行情书